what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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