You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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The WNBA.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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