- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Whats better than 24? 25.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

we all know sammi has a penis

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