Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

whats 2+2? 4

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your father died

miley cyrus

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why? Whats wrong?

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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