Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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