Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Netflix and chill

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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