- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Womens rights

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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