kevin kim

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Woman rights.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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