THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Pickles

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

luke moore cant pull it back

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Roey Jegen

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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