Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

you and your family will die tonight

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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