Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Men, get on the boat.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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connor sucks

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Proof reading

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luke moore cant pull it back

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