i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Ted Haggard.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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68

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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