- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

your mother hates you

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Michael Castillo is gay

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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