Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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