Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Dylan is a person

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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