Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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You smell like shit

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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