- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

your mother hates you

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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