knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

knock knock ... no one was in

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

This sentence is false.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

toast points

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Good luck on your finals everyone!

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