- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

You are Nerochan right?

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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