- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

milly, milly, milly, cat

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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