- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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