- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

I pooped my pants

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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