- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Today is May 18 2016.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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