roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Drunk irish man

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

she wasn't 18

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

My tractor broke down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

BOOBALANBOO

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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