- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

I share two rooms with my mother.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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