- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

How did th-A fridge.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

It's only racist if you consider them people.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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