- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

My butt!!!!!!!!

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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