- Anti Joke

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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