What causes floods? Too much water.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Leave her alone...

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Obama

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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