What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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