A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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colby doesnt shave

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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ecks! why zee?

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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