- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Your mama's so fat.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What causes floods? Too much water.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

neil patrick harris

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Obama

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Leave her alone...

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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