- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

for keeps?

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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