What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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