I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Yes.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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