- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

religion.

modern love

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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