A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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obama leadership

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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