What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

whats a dick a dick

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Your all fags

buttcrack thumbs up

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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