- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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