- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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