Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Anti Joke

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