- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

stuarts mum

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

What time is it? Refrigerator

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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