Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Sorry boss

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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