what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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