What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

thumb_up thumb_down -8

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops