Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

A homosexual walks into a church

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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