- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Spotto

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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