why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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You're Adopted.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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