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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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bob saget

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Women's rights.

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chuck norris

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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