How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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GONNA

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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