A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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why?

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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