- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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