Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Woman's rights.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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