Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

I enjoy anal.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

YES! EXACTLY!

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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