- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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