- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

People Order Our Patties

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

I hate blackniggers

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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