Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

i have yougurt with tractor

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

Anti Joke

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