What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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