- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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