A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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WNBA

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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