Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Kelly Clarkson

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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