What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Ham sandwich

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

soccor

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Anti Joke

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