A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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