who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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agp

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Poop

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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