a man died

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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