Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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