I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Anti Joke

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