Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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