Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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lol

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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agp

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Poop

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9/11

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Anti Joke

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