A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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