What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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9/11

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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