Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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