Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

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