How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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