Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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