what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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