what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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