what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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